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Monday, April 13, 2015

Wknd Box Office: The Longest Ride, While We’re Young, Seymour: An Introduction

Here is an interesting article from http://www.debbieschlussel.com/ reviewing some of the movies that came out over the past weekend. This follows this post about some of the movies from last week and THIS POST about some movies that have been released over the past few years that you might have missed! This all follows this post about guidelines to choosing good movies to watch yourself!

Wknd Box Office: The Longest Ride, While We’re Young, Seymour: An Introduction


By Debbie Schlussel
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Well, the movies are getting much better as we get closer to the May start of the movie blockbuster season:
The Longest Ride“: As Nicholas Sparks movies go, this is one of the better ones and very bearable for guys whose significant others force them to see this chick flick. I liked it far better than I was expecting to. This was actually patriotic, as it positively portrays an American hero in World War II and a modern-day cowboy and bull rider as a gentleman and hero in his own right. And, in something I rarely see coming out of Hollywood these days, two Jewish characters are portrayed in a positive light and as very good, caring people. And while this movie has the standard formula, complete with emotionally manipulative and maudlin machinations designed to bring a tear to the eye, I enjoyed it, despite its completely unbelievable and very concocted ending. This is the very hot Scott Eastwood’s (29-year-old mini-me son of Clint) star vehicle and comes with the minimum amount of shirtless shots of him required for a Nicholas Sparks movie.
The story here is actually two stories interwoven. The more interesting one, though, doesn’t involve the younger Mr. Eastwood’s character. It’s the love story of two Jews from North Carolina, which starts during World War II. She is Ruth, played by Oona Chaplin, the Spanish granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin and great-granddaughter of Eugene O’Neill. Ruth is an immigrant from Austria, who escaped Nazi Europe with her parents. He is Ira Levinson, played by Jack Huston, but for most of the movie, he is played as an older man by Alan Alda (although this is a minor complaint, I couldn’t help noticing the inconsistency that the older Ira has Alda’s New York accent, even though the character is from North Carolina). Ira is in love with Ruth but can’t get up the courage to approach her. Finally, she approaches him, and their romance blooms. And they are to marry, but then he is drafted into the Army to fight in World War II. Ira, is a war hero, risking his life to save a fellow American soldier on the battlefield against the Nazis. But he is seriously wounded in a way that could affect his future relationship with Ruth.

But the movie doesn’t start with this story. It begins with a studious college senior at Wake Forest University, Sophia Denko. Her parents are immigrants from Eastern Europe, and her dream is to work in the art field in New York. She’s about to leave to go on an internship at a prestigious gallery when she meets Luke Collins (Scott Eastwood), a local cowboy and bull rider who is making his comeback on the professional bull rider circuit after a serious injury sidelined him for a year. He and his mother are trying to hold on to their family ranch. Luke and Sophia go out on a first date and she tells him that she is leaving town for her career ambitions, so they are basically calling it quits, and he drives her home. But on the way, Luke spots a car that has driven off the road. In it is an old man whom Luke rescues and takes to the hospital. Before they leave, the man beseeches Sophia to retrieve his box of letters from the car, which she does, just before it catches on fire.

At the hospital, Sophia begins reading the letters in the box, and they are Ira Levinson’s love letters to Ruth. Through the reading of the letters, Sophia and Luke learn about Ira and Ruth’s timeless love affair that spans from the beginnings of World War II throughout their lives. And they learn about the lives that Ira and Ruth touched. But at the same time, as Sophia and Luke grow closer, Sophia is struggling with whether or not to give up her dreams and ambitions to explore a relationship with Luke. And Luke does not want to give up bull riding despite the risks it may pose to his life.

As I noted, the movie has the typical Nicholas Sparks movie manipulations and tugs at the heart strings that cause its viewers to weep. In this case, though, it was more touching than usual. And the ending is a happy one, even if it’s hard to believe and seems a little bit cockamamie and unreal. Plus some of the songs and music are realllly cheesy.

Still, the men in this movie are gentlemen, heroes, and good guys and they behave with class and dignity. The same goes for the women. And that’s rare amid the mounds of garbage coming out of Hollywood.

TWO-AND-HALF REAGANS
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* “While We’re Young“: I really, really loved this movie. It’s brilliantly written and absolutely hilarious. I laughed and laughed. It’s a great commentary on and mockery of the New York intelligentsia left and the hipsters who follow in their footsteps.

Ben Stiller and Naomi Watts are Josh and Cornelia, a middle-aged couple in Brooklyn. He is a once-promising documentary maker who’s been working on the same confusing, complicated, left-wing, anti-war documentary for more than a decade and can’t move on. She is the daughter of a successful documentarian, played by Charles Grodin, who doesn’t like his son-in-law much because he sees how Josh has wasted so much time and can’t move beyond it to go on with his life and be successful. Josh and Cornelia are also childless in a neighborhood and community of friends in which everyone has a baby, and their friends judge them for it.

Soon, Josh and Cornelia meet Jamie (Adam Driver) and Darby (Amanda Seyfried), hipsters in their 20s. Jamie wants to become a documentary filmmaker, and Josh and Cornelia are mesmerized by the younger couples’ youthful hipsterism and its accompanying lifestyle. While Josh and Cornelia are busy using technology–computers, smartphones, etc., Jamie and Darby play board games, use a VCR to watch movies on VHS, and they are low-tech on everything. She makes her own “artisan” ice cream and takes hip-hop dancing classes, and so on. Josh and Cornelia, instead of dealing with their lives in middle age, hang out with the hipster couple and try to feel young again.

Eventually, Jamie invites Josh to get involved in Jamie’s documentary, which seems to have come about by accident and coincidence. But things aren’t exactly as they seem, and soon Josh discovers he’s been had in a lot of ways.

The movie explores ethics and how they no longer matter today, something Josh discovers to his dismay. I didn’t like the ending. But, sadly, the ending is more often than not today how things end up.

Very entertaining and witty. And very enjoyable.

FOUR REAGANS
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* “Seymour: An Introduction“: I had mixed feelings about this documentary, the subject matter of which is pianist and teacher, Seymour Bernstein of New York. The movie is actor Ethan Hawke’s first non-fiction directorial debut. Seymour is an incredible pianist who could, to this day, play in concert. He is that good. But he hates the pressures of performing and prefers to teach. Some of the world’s great pianists who now play in concert professionally were his pupils.

I like that Seymour demands excellence and wishes people would realize how much practice and physical exercise is behind a masterful performance. I liked that Seymour communicates the barely audible and recognizable nuances and subtleties that go into great piano playing and great performances in general. But at only 84 minutes, the movie seemed incredibly long, slow, and, to be honest, a little bit boring and dry to me. On the other hand, Seymour is a sweet man and a musical genius, who is incredibly talented and has had a number of interesting and touching experiences. That includes his service at the front lines of the Korean War as a member of the U.S. Army, after he showed his toughness by marching 20 miles in sub-zero temperatures while wearing all of his gear during basic training. Although not drafted as a musician for the U.S.O., he and a fellow soldier asked their commanding officer if they could play classical music on their respective instruments for fellow soldiers. He spoke of the enjoyment of soldiers at the front lines, many of whom had never heard classical music. But then he teared up as he spoke of the body bags he encountered on the battlefield, body bags of his fellow Americans. That story, and the one about how he may have gotten a renowned pianist knighted by the Brits are the good parts of this film.

I also liked the brief parts in which director Ethan Hawke appears on screen to talk about why he did this movie, and how much Seymour means to him. Hawke says that for the past five yeas, he’s had stage fright when performing live, and he had trouble getting past it. He was introduced to Seymour, who helped him get over this and improve. But when Hawke starts asking Seymour why he (Hawke) should live the second half of his life, it gets a little ridiculous and over the top. I also laughed when I watched a pretentious Harvard mystic of some sort lecture on and on about how he once heard all the voices of creation (he refuses to acknowledge the existence of G-d) singing allowed. The guy reminded me a lot of Martin Short, especially if he played a pretentious Harvard mystic in a comedy. It bothered me, too, that Seymour, despite all of his incredible and amazing experiences, won’t acknowledge that there is a G-d. Instead, he gives us the usual New Age gobbledygook psychobabble about how “the god is in all of us,” that it is the music inside of us. Um, no thanks.

Seymour is man who doesn’t look too interesting but is actually an interesting man, especially when he talks about perfecting his craft or any craft. But for divinity and spiritualism, he and the Harvard self-designated shaman leave a lot to be desired.

For all of Seymour’s advice on music and the arts, I’m glad that my parents didn’t partake in his advice on piano and kids who don’t want to play. As a young kid in a middle class family, I was privileged to have my parents pay for and send me to piano lessons. But, truth be told, I HATED IT! I hated playing it, I hated practicing it, and I hated forever waiting in my piano teacher’s smelly basement (which bore strong odors of that night’s meat loaf or casserole). And I just wasn’t that good at it. I wanted to focus on tennis. The only instruments I think I’d have been good at and enthusiastic about were drums. But that was out of the question, given that I never asked, and my family and neighborhood could probably do without the racket. My piano teacher was my grandmother’s best friend, though, and she had a husband who was very ill and couldn’t work. So I felt a lot of pressure not to be “a bad kid” and quit. Still, one day I finally got up the courage and begged my parents to quit. After a lot of discouragement I finally was allowed to stop. My late, beloved teacher, Mrs. Abramson, told me that she taught a lot of adult students who wished they had my opportunity to learn while they were young and it was easier to pick up the skill, and that I would one day regret it and become one of them. To this day, I can say, I don’t regret quitting piano one bit. For the record, I can still play some songs on the piano (such as “Ode to Joy”). But I just don’t care to. As with this movie, I respect those who are good at piano playing (and enjoy listening to them play), but it’s just not for me.

Seymour says that parents should discipline their kids more and force them to play piano and take lessons, even if they are not interested. He says that parents should ground their kids and take away television watching and getting together with friends, unless their kids play. He says that kids who did not play piano or another instrument grow up to be only “half-persons” or half-adults.

On that one, I have to disagree with Seymour. I think I and the other kids who quit piano are probably fully formed.

ONE REAGAN
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Monday, November 11, 2013

Weekend Box Office: Thor: The Dark World, Diana (a/k/a “I Like Muslim Penis”)

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Here is an interesting article from http://www.debbieschlussel.com/ reviewing some of the movies that came out over the past weekend. This follows this post about some of the movies from last week and THIS POST about some movies that have been released over the past few years that you might have missed! This all follows this post about guidelines to choosing good movies to watch yourself!


By Debbie Schlussel

Nothing to really recommend that’s new at the movies, this weekend.


* “Thor: The Dark World“: I like a good superhero movie. This ain’t it. I didn’t especially like the first “Thor” movie (read my review). This one was far worse. Long, boring, dull, and confusing. The story/plot of this movie looks like someone phoned it in. It’s silly and hard to follow. This movie has so much action and so many special effects, and yet I struggled to stay awake because, at the same time, it was so slow.   Natalie Portman is bummed out that Thor, the love of her life, disappeared from Earth without saying good-bye, two years ago. But he returns because Earth and the other realms over which he has power are in danger from some group called the “Dark Elves.” It’s strange because they are pale white and not elfin or height-challenged in the least. Thor must partner with his evil brother, Loki, to fight off the Dark Elves (headed by some dude named Malekith), in defiance of his king father’s efforts. And, eventually, the day is saved. There is a lot of confusing scientific mumbo-jumbo and jargon and other silly stuff that seems to serve as filler. Also, there’s some running debate as to whether Loki is still a bad guy or now a good guy. Who cares?



Superhero movies are supposed to be filled with magic and excitement, with suspense and thrills, and this has none of those.

A waste of time which I’m sure will do gazillions at the box office.

HALF A REAGAN

* “Diana“: Should’ve been called, “Princess Diana Liked Muslim Penis . . . and Was a Psycho-Super-Stalker.” The whole time I was watching this, I kept thinking, “Just Die Already!”

I hated this extremely silly, waste-of-time movie. Long, boring, and dull. Sitting through this was Grade A Gitmo Torture. It was almost as excruciating as sitting through that whole weekend of non-stop “Diana Has Died” nonsense, during that weekend of 1997 in which we were told non-stop about “the Whole World crying” over the “untimely death” of an overrated, proud high school dropout whore who married into an inbred royal family. Oh, and Diana is played by Naomi Watts who looks and sounds nothing like the real thing. Frankly, it would have been more entertaining if, say, Tracy Morgan played Diana in this movie.

The movie is Princess Diana’s affair with Pakistani Muslim doctor Hasnat Khan (Naveen Andrews). She stalks him incessantly, showing up at his work, his apartment, and so on, even after he repeatedly dumps and rejects her. One day, while he’s at work, she enters his dirty, messy apartment and spends the day vacuuming and washing the dishes. Yeah, right. Like that EVER happened.

Diana recites from the Koran to Khan to impress him and tells him, “I studied Islam several years ago, so you see I’ve been preparing for you for a long time.” Barf. And, since this is partially a Muslim propaganda flick, Dr. Khan tells Diana, “To me, Islam means the constant reformation of one’s character.” Really? And I thought it meant the constant reformation of the quality of one’s IEDs, hijacking methods, and ways to shoot up American military bases. Silly me.

Not that I believe anyone ever said any of the things that comprise the dialogue of this movie. I think it’s all made up and stupid, including comments such as, “I’m a princess, and I get what I want.” Or scenes of Diana ordering “Gray’s Anatomy” and having multiple orgasms when she opens the book. I don’t doubt that Diana, like the rest of the British Royals, was an Islamo-panderer. Heck, she serviced at least two Muslim penises (Khan’s and Dodi Fayed’s) that we know of . . . and probably enough to field a Muslim football team. In one scene, Khan’s relative tells him, “If you marry Diana, it will be a great thing for Pakistan and for the whole Islamic world.” And I was wondering if he meant politically . . . or for a multi-national Muslim orgy.

There is enough crying and unnecessary melodrama in this joke of a movie to last me several lifetimes. But one other thing: I hate when movies get their gadgets, clothing, and other stuff so obviously wrong. Diana tells Khan that, “like most normal people, I have a mobile.” But few normal people had a cell phone back in 1994 or ’95, when she tells him that. She also wears “skinny jeans” throughout the movie. Skinny jeans were not in style in 1994-97, when the movie takes place. The wardrobe director needs to be fired.

But so does everyone else who had anything to do with the cinematic stupidity.

SKIP THIS.

THREE MARXES PLUS AN OBAMA PLUS TWO BIN LADENS

Monday, September 16, 2013

Weekend Box Office: The Family, Austenland, Adore

Here is an interesting article from http://www.debbieschlussel.com/ reviewing some of the movies that came out over the past weekend. This follows this post about some of the movies from last week and THIS POST about some movies that have been released over the past few years that you might have missed! This all follows this post about guidelines to choosing good movies to watch yourself!

Weekend Box Office: The Family, Austenland, Adore


By Debbie Schlussel

Nothing that great and new at the movies, this weekend. I did not see “Insidious 2,” as the screening was at the same time as “The Family.”

* “The Family“: I had mixed feelings about this. Luc Besson, a director whose stuff I usually admire, was also at the helm of this one. But the movie fell flat in a few ways. It’s incredibly, unnecessarily violent, and for a dark comedy, it’s not that funny. It’s not a movie for kids, and not just because of the violence, but the language. It’s full of F-bombs and so on. On the other hand, it is a light, relaxing movie, but I’m not sure what the point was. None of the characters are likable, and it’s kind of a waste of time.

Robert De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer, in novel roles for them, play, respectively, a mobster and his wife. Yes, I’m being sarcastic. Seems like that’s all they play. Ever. They and their two kids–a son and a daughter–are in the witness protection program and keep having to be relocated by their handler, Tommy Lee Jones, because De Niro keeps roughing up the locals throughout Europe. Now, they are in Normandy and bored to death. Meanwhile, the mobsters whom De Niro ratted out–particularly the Don–are plotting to find and murder De Niro and his family in revenge.

If you are a De Niro superfan, you might like this. And like I said, it’s light and entertaining, but distastefully violent and pointless. And just not entertaining enough to spend ten bucks-plus on. It might be better to be estranged from “The Family.”

HALF A REAGAN







* “Austenland“: Help, I’ve been dropped in a Jane Austen concentration camp, and they won’t let me out!

This is another one I had mixed feelings about, but mostly on the negative side. Keri Russell plays “Jane,” one of those women who is obsessed with Jane Austen books and fantasizes about living in that time and romancing Mr. Darcy. So, she spends her life savings to attend “Austenland,” a fantasy vacation world in England, owned and operated by Jane Seymour, where no modern appliances or accoutrements are allowed, and actors are hired to “romance” the guests. Jane is treated shabbily by Seymour because she only purchased a “copper” package, not the more expensive “platinum” one. Forced to compete with the other guests for two male actors, she falls for the help.

I’m making the movie sound far better than it is. It’s mostly dopey and like a bad ’80s movie, with a bad ’80s (and ’90s) soundtrack to boot. The jokes are silly, the characters–particularly one played by the awful Jennifer Coolidge (whose “acting” career should be shot and put out of its misery)–are annoying and stupid. And I felt like I was trapped on a dumb episode of “The Love Boat,” Jane Austen edition.

The idea for this movie–a woman facing her unrealistic fantasies taken from classic novels and finally growing up to live in the real world–was interesting and could have made for a very interesting flick. But the execution was just uber-vapid and ludicrous.

The ending isn’t bad, and the movie gets better in the last fifth or so. But it’s just so bad to begin with that all things are relative. And it’s weird that a dumb comedy with so much stupidity suddenly gets too serious and likable in the last moments. But that doesn’t make this nearly worth sitting through. This is supposed to be a comedy, but, amidst the moronism, there are few genuine laughs to be had. Except on the ticket buyer. The joke’s on you, even if you are a Jane Austen obsessive-compulsive.

By the way, I think I can hear the sound of the whale bones in Jane Austen’s corset crackling as she turns over in her grave.

HALF A MARX







* “Adore“: This is possibly the most warped, incestuous, weird movie I’ve seen. Or at least in that category with only a few others. If this movie were made with the genders reversed, there would be holy hell to pay about men having sick, nearly-incestuous, very creepy relationships with young women who are like their daughters. And, yet, this is promoted and pimped on us by celeb magazines as a “steamy soap opera.” And The Guardian incredibly called the movie, “brave” and “masterclass.” But, hey, if you use the concept of “cougars,” it’s a-okay, right? Yay, feminism!

Two Australian best friends from childhood (Robin Wright–the ex-Mrs. Sean Penn who does a crappy Aussie accent–and Naomi Watts) are now middle-aged women with gorgeous, barely legal, surfing Adonises, who are only 17 or 18. One (Watts) is a widow, and the other (Wright) is growing apart from her husband, who wants to move to Sydney. Both the women live on the Australian coast in fabulous houses and have fabulous jobs in addition to their fabulous, hunky sons (Xavier Samuel, James Frecheville). Soon, each finds herself having a sexual relationship with the other’s son. Ultimately, they end their warped sexual relationships with the two adonises–or do they?–when one of them falls for a girl his own age and decides to marry her.

This movie is so messed up, I cannot put it into words. But it draws you in with its glamour and unlikely symmetry of fabulous lives of the Australian well-to-do and the nice scenery–natural and human. But it’s still just sick. By the way, this “Fifty Shades of Greying Women Bleached Blonde” is based on a book called, “The Grandmothers .” (And I think one point of this movie is to show us that “grandmothers” Wright and Watts still have good enough bodies to sport bikinis and bed male teen hotties.)

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to know about any grandmas’ pedophiliac fantasies, and I don’t wanna see ‘em onscreen. There ain’t nothin’ “Adore”-able here. Not even close.

See, if only Ariel Castro had written a novel about his exploits and made a movie. And if only he and his captives were better looking, they’d have a movie, right? Yeah, that’s the ticket.

The West is now so warped that this is now “high-brow” cinema.

THREE MARXES PLUS FOUR BETTY FRIEDANS

Monday, January 7, 2013

Weekend Box Office: Promised Land, The Impossible

Here is an interesting article from http://www.debbieschlussel.com/ reviewing some of the movies that came out over the past weekend. This follows this post about some of the movies from last week and THIS POST about some movies that have been released over the past few years that you might have missed! This all follows this post about guidelines to chosing good movies to watch yourself!




Weekend Box Office: Promised Land, The Impossible

By Debbie Schlussel



One okay movie and another, a Muslim-funded propaganda piece against fracking, comprise the new movies debuting in theaters today. Also, I came very late to the critics’ screening of “Not Fade Away,” and chose not to see the first half that I’d missed, so I’m not allowed to review it (and it wouldn’t be fair). But you do the math.




* “Promised Land“: Yes, it’s the anti-fracking propaganda screed funded by ImageNation Abu Dhabi. I’ve written about and objected to ImageNation Abu Dhabi before back i 2010–much before the so-called conservatives now pretending to object to Muslim Gulf state funding of Hollywood movies. As I noted then,  the company financed, “Fair Game” (read my review), the anti-American Valerie Plame BS-fest starring Sean Penn, and I called this new development, “Islamywood.”



That said, it’s hilarious to note that among the biggest “critics” of this Gulf state Arab funding of a movie–this movie–is the phony Heritage Foundation, which gets gazillions in funding from Qatar–hey, a Gulf state!–and other Gulf state emirates after jihadist Grover Norquist introduced his good friend, Heritage founder (and chief until his recent retirement) Edwin Feulner (the lobbyist for anti-Semitic Malaysia) to the Emir of Qatar (and other anti-Semitic, pan-terrorist Gulf leader buddies and financiers of his), taking Feulner on an Arab Gulf state sponsored trip to the Middle East, after which Heritage  “softened” its stance on Islamic abuses and outrageous conduct and Feulner and his wife got more Malaysian lobbying dollars. Cha-ching! (This Muslim money Feulner was readily stuffing his wallet with is the same reason that Feulner listened to Jihad Grover’s demand that I be removed from Townhall.com, then owned by Heritage, even though I was the site’s most popular columnist (by more than twice Ann Coulter) and had given the site far too much free publicity and traffic with my appearances on Howard Stern and on various cable news shows plugging the site.) You won’t hear a single critic of the ImageNation Abu Dhabi funding of “Promised Land” object to the mass Muslim and Arabist funding of Heritage Foundation. But, hey, they’re not hypocrites and frauds, right? (BTW, don’t look for Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, or Mark Levin to ever point any of this out, since all three of them get paid big bucks by Heritage, which is a major sponsor of each of their syndicated radio shows.)


And while the government-run ImageNation Abu Dhabi funded this, missing among the objections to that is the fact that Abu Dhabi is an oil-rich state, which has every interest in preventing America from becoming energy independent through alternative energy sources such as fracking. If the much-villainized “Big Fracking” companies were allowed to frack without environmentalist-wacko-induced government intervention, we could say good-bye to Abu Dhabi and the Saudis and the rest of the oil-rich Gulf states forever and bankrupt them. In Michigan, where leftist freaks failed to outlaw fracking, liberal Republican Gov. Rick Snyder correctly stated that fracking hasn’t hurt Michigan because it’s been done correctly, as it is in most places. There isn’t mass contaminated drinking water here or holes in the ground from the fracking. But they don’t show you that in this movie because that’s inconvenient to the agendas of ImageNation Abu Dhabi, Matt Damon, John Krasinski, and the rest of Hollywood.



And now to the actual details of the movie. It’s long, slow, and extremely boring. What is under two hours seems like over four. It’s just uninteresting. Writers Damon and Krasinski and director Gus Van Sant trot out the same old “big business” stereotypes and myths. Damon and Frances McDormand are employees of a big fracking company. They come to a small town somewhere in America, where the people are the way Hollywood sees them: uneducated dupes, unsophisticated simpletons, and elected officials who just care about the size of the bribe. Damon and McDormand buy plaid shirts at a local one-stop shop, called, “Gas, Groceries, Guitars & Guns.” Damon and McDormand agree that, “A place like this–they always wear flannel or camo.” Yup, it’s those dumb, average White people who hunt and wanna stay warm in the winter. The nerve of them.



While Damon is at first very successful in getting people to sign away the fracking rights to their lands, he soon finds opposition in the form of Hal Holbrook, a school teacher who was once a scientist and engineer. And then there is organized opposition in the form of an environmental activist (Krasinski).



But things are not as they seem. Not that I cared, since, again, the movie is such obvious propaganda. And, again, I know who’s funding the movie, and they wanna keep me hooked on Saudi Soda. No thanks.



FOUR MARXES PLUS AN ALGOREZEERA


* “The Impossible“: This is an okay movie, but just okay. And I question the transformation of what, in real life, was a tremendous tragedy–the tsunami which struck Thailand and other nearby countries, in which many lives were lost and many others were badly maimed–into an action adventure thriller. But that’s insensitive liberal Hollywood for ya (and yet they always demand that the rest of us be uber-sensitive to the most absurd things). While it’s based on a real-life story of a French family that survived the tragedy, the movie portrays the family as a British one.



Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor play the parents of three very cute young boys. The family travel to Southeast Asia for a beachfront vacation. But while they are outside at the pool, the tsunami strikes. They spend the rest of the movie searching for each other and wondering if the others in the family have survived. Some parts are touching, mostly because of the cute kids (they make the movie, no question), but it’s not a “great” movie. It’s entertaining enough, if a little slow.



And, the way things are going, I should probably be appreciative that this movie presents the dying species of an intact nuclear family, in which the parents are married (to each other) and the father is actually a decent guy, responsible, and risks it all to find and save his family. Not the kind of stuff Lalaland wants you to see anymore.



ONE-AND-A-HALF REAGANS