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Islamic Modesty: Missing Afghan Soldiers Did What?!
By Debbie
Schlussel
Take a guess where the missing Afghan soldiers went before they tried to defect to Canada. Here’s a tip: G-strings and Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar on Me” are popular there. Not to mention, poles and the tired, hackneyed, “I’m only doing this until I have enough to pay for college.” Yup, the Muslim soldiers who went AWOL from a U.S. military base predictably went to an all-nude strip joint.
Well, the Muslim Afghan soldiers committed to modesty displayed their commitment to it by going to a strip joint to watch slutty infidelettes take it all off. Hey, just like the 9/11 hijackers displayed their “modesty” when they went to “The Pink Pony” strip joint and patronized prostitutes in Vegas. Just like Anwar Al-Awlaki paid hookers to have sex with him in Washington when the Bush Administration designated him their model imam and Prince of Peace. And just like Nidal Malik Hasan went to watch strippers before he shot up Fort Hood and murdered 13. These guys are all so predictable, especially in the hypocrisy department.
Hey, maybe these Afghans got tired of the Bacha Bazi boys and decided to switch to a different gender.
No word on which songs were playing at the strip club while our modest Afghan friends were putting dollars in G-strings. But I’m betting my money on Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” and Nelly’s “Hot in Herre
[sic]. Or maybe My Darkest Days’ “Porn Star Dancing.”
Thanks, Islam, for teaching me about modesty! Alhamdulilah [praise allah].
Take a guess where the missing Afghan soldiers went before they tried to defect to Canada. Here’s a tip: G-strings and Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar on Me” are popular there. Not to mention, poles and the tired, hackneyed, “I’m only doing this until I have enough to pay for college.” Yup, the Muslim soldiers who went AWOL from a U.S. military base predictably went to an all-nude strip joint.
Mashpee Police Chief Rodney Collins said the three men were at Zachary’s Pub in his town the day before they vanished. The self-described “gentlemen’s club” features “all-nude exotic entertainment” as well as billiards, Keno, and $4 draft beer. Collins said the department had heard no complaints about the men.Remember when we were lectured by President Bush that Islam was a “religion of modesty”? Remember when we were lectured by confirmed plagiarist and faux-conservative Jeff Jacoby that President Bush’s interrogation of Gitmo terrorists violated Islam’s tenets of modesty when news broke that sexy women brushed their breasts and hair on the backs of the Muslim Gitmo-ese? (Jacoby, a self-identified “Orthodox Jew,” apparently forgot that his own religion and Christianity actually place importance on modesty and Muslims own no monopoly on that, nor any real commitment to it despite their pretense otherwise.)
“I assume they were looking at naked women, but that’s pure speculation,” Collins said.
Well, the Muslim Afghan soldiers committed to modesty displayed their commitment to it by going to a strip joint to watch slutty infidelettes take it all off. Hey, just like the 9/11 hijackers displayed their “modesty” when they went to “The Pink Pony” strip joint and patronized prostitutes in Vegas. Just like Anwar Al-Awlaki paid hookers to have sex with him in Washington when the Bush Administration designated him their model imam and Prince of Peace. And just like Nidal Malik Hasan went to watch strippers before he shot up Fort Hood and murdered 13. These guys are all so predictable, especially in the hypocrisy department.
Hey, maybe these Afghans got tired of the Bacha Bazi boys and decided to switch to a different gender.
No word on which songs were playing at the strip club while our modest Afghan friends were putting dollars in G-strings. But I’m betting my money on Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” and Nelly’s “Hot in Herre
[sic]. Or maybe My Darkest Days’ “Porn Star Dancing.”
Thanks, Islam, for teaching me about modesty! Alhamdulilah [praise allah].
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