Friday, May 8, 2015

Sofia Vergara: Genie Grants Actress Her Wish! (Photoessay Over the Years)

A timely post about from about Sofia Vergara. This follows this post about Obama supporters and Ronald Reagan.
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Sofia Vergara: Genie Grants Actress Her Wish! (Photoessay Over the Years)
By Nicholas Stix

In the May issue of Vanity Fair, actress Sofia Vergara says, “Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs.”

Well, I am a magic genie, and I hereby grant Vergara her wish: Fake boobs!

If we look at the first three pictures below, from early in Vergara’s career, we see that she was virtually flat-chested—perhaps a 34A.

The next picture shows her as a B-cup.

Here, she's a top-heavy D or DD-cup. While it may be possible--I'm not sure--for a real cruncher of a push-up bra to give a woman a top-heavy look, this bikini is much too flimsy to pull off the trick, and top-heavy D-cup breasts, which defy the law of gravity, are a typical giveaway that the blessings are man-made, and not thanks to Mother Nature.

The next picture, which is the cover of the May issue of Vanity Fair, depicts what is likely a 38D, and possibly a 38DD bosom.

“Photo: Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair”

No grown woman develops like that, any more than a grown man puts on 40 pounds of solid muscle, without PEDs.

Google Images has hundreds of pics of a bikinied Vergara as a 34A, 34 or 36B, 36C, and 38D (or DD), with and without cleavage, and with both top-heavy and with gravitational breasts.

My verdict, as a breast man and investigative journalist, while taking into account what different bathing suits, outfits, and brassieres can for a woman: Not only has Vergara gone under the knife, but she has gotten more than one boob job.

The ultimate test would be to find a recent picture of Vergara lying on her back. If her boobs spread out and flatten out, as she says they do, they’re real. If they stand up, they’re fake. I’ve yet to find such a picture.

Sofia Vergara wishes she had fake boobs
By David K. Li
April 8, 2015 | 10:12 a.m.
New York Post

“Modern Family” babe Sofia Vergara really knows how to fill out a dress — but the naturally busty actress says she’s gotten a little too much of a good thing.

“Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs,” Vergara says in the May issue of Vanity Fair, complaining that her God-given assets sag more than silicone stand-ins would.

“I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here,” she said. “It’s not fun.”

Vergara, 42, is one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood, earning $37 million for endorsements and her role in “Modern Family,” Forbes has reported.

She tells VF that she took speech classes and tried for years to lose her thick Colombian accent — before realizing it was her meal ticket, adding, “I’ve been in this country for 20-something years and I still sound like this.”

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