Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts

Friday, July 13, 2012

PUH-LEEZE! Hanoi Jane Whines She “Paid Heavily” for Vietnam Anti-Aircraft Photo

Here is an interesting article from  http://www.debbieschlussel.com/ about Hanoi Jane describing her suffering as compared to Vietnam Veterens'. This follows this post about Eva Longoria as Barack Obama's advisor.  This follows this post about some of the music that was poplular during 2011. This follows THIS POST about some movies that have been released over the past few years that you might have missed! This all follows this post about guidelines to chosing good movies to watch yourself!




PUH-LEEZE! Hanoi Jane Whines She “Paid Heavily” for Vietnam Anti-Aircraft Photo

By Debbie Schlussel



This is one of those cases in which I’d love to put on my imaginary pretentious White rapper hat and say, “Crackuh Please.” Jane Fonda is whining that she has paid dearly for posing with the North Vietnamese on anti-aircraft aimed at American soldiers. Quick, call the waaaah-mbulance. In what way has she paid? Did she pay with her life, as many of the American boys she denounced–and at whom she aimed the anti-aircraft–did? Did she pay with any limbs–as many of the American boys she denounced–and at whom she aimed the anti-aircraft–did? Did she pay financially and live a life of suffering and want, wondering where she’ll get money to put food on the table as many of those who returned from Vietnam did? Was she spit on and treated like crap the way they were? No, no, no, and no. Nope. She never paid in any way. She lived the good life and laughed all the way to the bank and the aerobics video studio. If she’d been executed like the Rosenbergs and Bin Laden, THEN she would have paid enough. But, sadly, she’s still here living “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.” And yet, we gotta read this BS:









Jane Fonda will always regret the controversial 1972 photograph showing her sitting on a missile launcher aimed at U.S. soldiers, insisting she has “paid heavily” for the infamous image.











The veteran actress caused outrage in the U.S. and earned the nickname ‘Hanoi Jane’ when she was snapped sitting on an anti-aircraft battery in Hanoi during the Vietnam War.



Fonda admits the backlash hit her hard and has affected her ever since, and she will always chastise herself for the image.



She tells Britain’s Hello! magazine, “In 1972 I was photographed, laughing, sitting on a North Vietnamese missile launcher aimed at American soldiers, without realizing what I was doing. I paid heavily for that mistake, and am still criticized for it. I’ll go to my grave with regrets about that picture.”



So sad, too bad. Or as Debbiness (my newly-invented stupid White rapper name would say) . . .



Crackuh, Please.



She knew exactly what she was doing. It wasn’t a mistake. It was a deliberate action for which she’s never paid. She cannot go to her grave soon enough. And, still, it will be little solace to those who gave their lives in Vietnam and their families who suffered while Hanoi Jane partied with the North Vietnamese and aided and abetted the Viet Cong.



Hanoi Jane, please take a coffee break and drink a nice class of STFU.















Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Weekend Box Office: Prometheus, Peace Love & Misunderstanding

Here is an interesting article from http://www.debbieschlussel.com/ reviewing some of the movies that came out over the past weekend. This follows this post some of the movies from last week and THIS POST about some movies that have been released over the past few years that you might have missed! This all follows this post about guidelines to chosing good movies to watch yourself!




Weekend Box Office: Prometheus, Peace Love & Misunderstanding

By Debbie Schlussel



It’s a tough choice this weekend at the box office. You have to choose between an entertainingly creepy sci-film film or a far-left, anti-conservative piece of crap starring Hanoi Jane. Okay, I lied. Not tough at all. I did not see “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted.” (Sorry.)









* “Prometheus“: I like a good science fiction, outer space flick. And I enjoyed this movie a lot, even though it had some giant holes and left a lot of questions and things unexplained. It was very creepy and weird, but I like that, especially when it’s in a good and interesting way, as in this movie. I love sci-fi, and while this is being billed as a prequel to 1979′s “Alien,” you don’t need to have seen it to see this. Actor Michael Fassbender, who plays a scheming Dr. Smith/Jonathan Harris-esque robot obsessed with “Lawrence of Arabia,” says it isn’t a prequel. He’s lying. It definitely is. I also noticed that all of the main actors in the movie are foreigners, most of them pretending to have American accents. But, on the other hand, I don’t feel sorry for American actors, mostly leftists who tend to hate America quite a bit. The story was a little slow at first, but it eventually picks of the pace with thrilling plot points, fantastic special effects, lots of suspense and action, and an interesting scene with a computerized machine doing an interesting surgery on a woman. It was very suspenseful and a fun ride, even with a minor anti-business tinge. It’s in 3-D and one of the few movies in which it actually makes a positive difference.



The story: two scientists discover that in ancient ruins of several civilizations around the world, there is always a diagram pointing to a specific planet, where the scientists conclude that the aliens who engineered the human began. A private company sends them and some others on a spaceship to the planet to explore this theory and discover the origins of mankind. They are asleep on the ship for two years, while the robot, David (Fassbender) tends to the ship. Soon, they wake up, and the woman running the show for the corporation,  Charlize “I Have Orgasms For Castro’s Communist Cuba” Theron, bitchily bosses everyone around, including the scientists. They finally land on the planet, descend from the ship to a mysterious cave and discover a lot of mysterious and creepy things. To give away much more would give away the movie. But it’s textbook school science fiction with a creepy edge, action, and suspense. I did not care for Noomi Rapace, who played one of the scientists. But I did think she acted like your typical liberal-left scientist who simply behaves outside of the realm of reason. Theron didn’t need to act much since she played herself: a domineering, officious bitch who is less important than she believes.



As my friend, comedian and fellow movie critic Corey Hall, pointed out, there is an issue with the head of one of the characters and the movie doesn’t show gravitational force moving it when there is significant movement of its location. And I had an issue when they never explained why that same character apparently put something in someone else’s drink to make something happen. But I can’t really give more details without spoiling those scenes.



You’ll enjoy it, but it’s violent, bloody, and briefly sexual, so not for kids (would probably scare them, too). For older teens it’s probably fine. Also co-stars Guy Pearce.



TWO-AND-A-HALF REAGANS



* “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding“: Uggh. This movie is just horrible. Seeing the trailer for this is enough to tell you it sucks. It’s just a matter of degree. Telling you that it stars Jane Fonda–who has American blood on her hands in Vietnam–should be enough. Or that is disses conservatives as uptight, cruel hypocrites. And promotes aging pot-smoking, leftist, anti-war hippies in Woodstock as the ideal. I just couldn’t take this movie. And when they showed Fonda attacking Ronald Reagan, that was the dung cherry on top of the ebola sundae.



Catherine Keener stars as a boring, uptight, frigid, misanthropic Manhattan lawyer who is a conservative Republican with two kids and a terrific New York home that would cost millions. Her husband, Kyle MacLachlan, asks her for a divorce. So she takes her two kids–a pretentious vegetarian leftist college student daughter and a goofy, nerdy, awkward wannabe-filmmaker son with a video camera–to Woodstock to stay with her estranged mother (Fonda), an aging hippie she hasn’t seen in 20 years, after she had the mother arrested for selling pot at Keener’s wedding reception. Fonda believes in free love, nudity, letting chickens roam in her house, bartering, and growing organic things (including marijuana) on her farm. Typical overaged, still oversexed sagging bra burner from the ’70s.



In Woodstock, Keener and her kids learn how to be less uptight and more hippie-esque, with the kids smoking pot with grandma, and mom sleeping with a man who also was sleeping with grandma. Yuck! Mother and daughter come back around to each other when the conservative daughter adopts to the hippie lifestyle and gives up the swanky New York apartment for the simple life as Willie Nelson’s sex slave. Okay, I made up the Willie Nelson part. But the daughter quits her job as a lawyer, dumps the fancy apartment, and instead dons the ripped jeans and hippies garb for a life in Woodstock. Message: conservatives are unhappy, need to lighten up and smoke pot, live the life of Jerry Garcia to be good, decent people. Someone clearly smoked a little too much ganja.



So predictable, so stupid. So awful.



Skip at all cost.



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